Jack in the Box

Jack in the box.
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Any place that sells shitty burgers and shitty tacos under the same roof is a piece of cock if you ask me. Jack in the box is the fucking worst. Just look at these things. What in the tits are they?
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Let me start with the fucking mascot. Fuck this fool. What the fuck are you? The world was just fuckin fine with Ronald and the fucking king, and then your bullshit snowman fuckfest of a whatever came along with your men’s warehouse buy one get one free suit. Go die.
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Now I haven’t stepped foot into one of these shit sinkholes in about 6 years so I had to do a little research as to what kind of dog food they offer now.<
 
The big waffle stack. Go right ahead and fuck off with this shit. Leave waffles to the pros, Roscoe’s chicken an waffles, and fucking leggo my ego. 
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Loaded chili cheese wedge. Fucking next this shit doesn’t even deserve a shot from the me.
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Jacks big stack. If I want onion rings on my greasy burger ill get a rodeo from the King. Fuck off
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Jumbo jack, jr. Jack, sourdough jack. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
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Pizza bites and fucking egg rolls? Alright I’m just gonna stop after seeing that. 
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There is just a cockload of fucking awful food. Is there jack in the box shit holes in other countries? I doubt it. The next time you think about grabbing some trash from here, go eat a fuckin sandcastle instead that shit will be more satisfying.
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fuckin gross.

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