BK Has really been fuckin’ up

French Fry Burger

A burger with fries on it and low fat fries, or “Satisfries” if you want to be a cock about it. Aint nothin satisfying about low-cal low-fat crinklers.

Now, I’m the first guy in line to throw my fries on whatever grease laced food I’m about to suck down, but fuck this. Not like, fuck a burger and fries, but like, fuck BK for putting these on the menu.

If you don’t already do this with your fast food burger you’re a fuckin greenhorn, and low fat fries? Kill me. They are french fries they’re supposed to be fatty stupid. The fact that The King put these on the menu is a slap in the face to well seasoned fatso’s around the world.

Now, I love fries. Fries on my shit, shit on my fries. Fries on my sammich at Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh, poutine in Canada, cheddar fries from Wiener Circle in Chi-town, chili cheese fry burrito from Wienerschnitzel, you name it bro. I eat so much potato based shit my nick name should be fucking Spuds.

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So, I disagree with BK on this one. I actually picked some of this trash up just to see that shit face to face. The fries weren’t bad tasting, but I’m against everything they stand for, and the burger, no intentions of sinking fangs into it, just wanted to see it face to face

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Poor excuse for a fuckin burg, and crinkle fires? Fuck outta here. Shits for little ass girls. So again, when I find something that is a pile of dog shit, I burn it.

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But setting fire to this shit just wasn’t enough. I had to bury the remnants…. It was that and i didn’t want any of the neighborhood dogs to eat this horse shit.

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Next time think before you act BK. Leave fry combos to the pro’s. I hope this is the last of this bullshit but i have a feeling a shit storms comming. I can see it now. Cheese fries, whopper with fries, hershey pie with fries, fries in your soda cup. Fuck.

2 thoughts on “BK Has really been fuckin’ up”

  1. 5 fuckin fries on the burger? that’s not a fry burger. it’s like some fries fuckin accidentally fell on the burger. a real fry burger has the equivalent of a medium order on the burger. #BKsucksdonkeydick

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