Hardee’s coming to the North East


Is anyone as jacked up about this as I fuckin am? According to sources they plan to open about 200 of these joints over the next 5 years. They plan on starting in NJ and NY and move north, and I think that’s some bullshit. Start from the top and work your way to the fuckin bottom Hardee.


For those of you greenhorns who have never had a thickburger you’re in for a fuckin treat. Hardee’s has an arsenal of thickburgers. Super bacon cheese thickburger, little thickburger, frisco thickburger, buffalo blue cheese thickburger, and about 10 other delicious burgs.


They also offer your arsenal of chicken based shit, tenders, sandwiches, all sorts of flavors and dipping sauces. And fries. Hand cut regular or fuckin curly.

Hardee’s offers a “healthy menu” section. Kind of bullshit if you ask me, it’s fast food it’s suppose to be terrible a give you a fat ass, but I’ll let Hardee’s slide, since the items look decent. They also have a gluten free section for all you allergic idiots.

They also have tacos, burritos, quesadillas, tacos salads, and nachos, but no one really gives a fuck, we’re here for the burgs bro.

My only wish here as that Carls Jr. Is right behind Hardee’s…I know they’re basically the same place…but not. They both offer different deliciously fatty fat fuck menu items.

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