Poor Bastards Lunchbox: Ramen Chicken Nugget Alfredo

Sup bro? You a kitchen choke artist? Or maybe just a fuckin bum? Lets step up your game. This shit is real easy player and only costs about 10 bucks to make. If you don’t have a few bags of stray ramen noodles kickin’ around you’re seriously fuckin up hard.

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All you need for this shit is 4 packs of ramen, bottle of Alfredo, package of chicken nuggets or some other chicken ass shit, and some broccoli.

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First thing you’re gonna do here is get those noodles into some fuckin bath water.

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Next toss some broccoli right in with the noodles.

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Don’t throw those flavor packets away either honky, those shirts are packed with all sorts of flavors to enhance your shitty ass fuckin meal.

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When the noodles are all softened up…you know what if you don’t know how to cook ramen noodles go fuck yourself.

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After you strain the fuck outta them, return them to the pot on medium heat and toss in your chicken the fuck nuggets

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Jar of alfredo, heat, and eat. Fuck yeah.

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12 thoughts on “Poor Bastards Lunchbox: Ramen Chicken Nugget Alfredo”

  1. Ha this actually made me laugh out loud, I say laugh, it was more of a wheeze having snorted up all those flavour packets like Leonardo. But it does look like amazing hangover noms hehe hi-five, liked A LOT

  2. Ha no dude THANK YOU for showing me that in the States you can get cheese in a can which says “no trans fat” as if that’s the main thing you should worry about when you’re eating soupy can cheese 😀 How did I miss that shiz when I’ve been in the US?! I’m devastated! Oh n the picky eaters and beer snobs post is soooo frickin’ true!

  3. I have to show this to my husband. He could make this shit for our kid while I’m out traveling for work. Except we roll with Star Wars characters.

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