Poor Bastards Lunchbox: Beefaroni Stew

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This is a real easy one for all you culinary fuck ups. Few cans of this, few cans of that, a crock pot, and a common love for all things Chef Boyardee. The only thing I didn’t use here that I would change next time, is a packet of brown gravy mix or stew seasoning. Just to kick things up a fuckin’ notch.

 

All you’re gonna need is two cans of Beefaroni. I grabbed two whole grain cans because that shit was on sale and who really gives two fucks.

 

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The only other canned shit you will need, is a can of veggies, and some canned potatoes. I went with peas and carrots because that shit is great. You can grab whatever, but peas and carrots is the fuckin’ way to go.

 

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Lastly, you’re going to need some fucking meat. Typically a grocery store will have some beef labeled “STEW BEEF” or some shit. If they don’t, just get a London Broil or some other pile of shit and chop that bitch up.

 

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Lastly, the hardest part.

Dump all of this shit into a crockpot, set that bitch on low for a good 8 hours. This is perfect because it gives you plenty of time to get real fucked up day drinking and then stuff your fat fucking face.

 

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