I call this the royal flush burger, only because after eating this fucking thing, you’re going to need a toilet that can handle the size of the dump you’re going to take. Its a little piece of the big dog fast food Joints. The biggest issue i had with making this is what did i want to get from each place. Did i want a burger from Wendys, and a chicken sandwich from BK and so on. This is what i came up with:
So basically, its a Rodeo Burger from BK, a McChicken from McDonalds, Fiesta Potatoes from Taco Bell, and Chili From Wendy’s. You can arrange this fucker however the fuck you want, but ill show you my method losers.
I started with the rodeo burger. Now if you have never had a rodeo burger before, you’re seriously fucking up. BBQ sauce, onions rings, cheese, flame broiled fuckin paddy. Hell Yeah.
Next I plopped the McChicken on that bitch. If you ask me there probably is not a better chicken sandwich going. Fuck church’s chicken, fuck KFC, fuck it all.
Next was the fiesta potatoes. Now, a lot of people don’t really know about these or order these from TB, and i aint sure why. I’ve been known to hit the bell late night and just order 10 of these fuckers and have a field day. Little ass fried potatoes, sour cream, fuckin yellow ass cheese. Fuck yeah.
Last but not least, the chili. I dont mind Wendy’s chili, i know there are better chili’s out there, but for a buck and a half you can beat this shit. Tons of flavor, a little soupy, but fuck it.
And there you have it folks. The Royal Flush Burger. I suggest you get your fat ass out there right now and make on of these fuckers.