Poor Bastards Lunchbox: Chicken Parm Club Sandwich

“Shitten” Parm Club Sandwich (Because this thing is the fuckin shit)

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The club sandwich game is fuckin’ lacking in my eyes. There’s pretty much a basic lineup: Turkey, Ham, Roatbeef, and cheeseburger. Pathetic eh?

We’re here to change that and maybe spark some innovation and get some wheels turning.

You’re going to need your usual suspects:

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And then your game changers:

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Assembly of this bad ass sandwich is real simple playboy.

The step by step is as follows:

1st floor
-Toasted bread

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2nd floor
-Lettuce

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3rd floor
-Tomato’s as fuck

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4th floor
-Shitty chicken paddy.

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5th floor
-Bacon the fuck up

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6th floor
-Toasted ass bread

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Look at you building shit. Good fuckin’ job you’re half way there.
7th floor
-Muenester Cheese

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8th floor
-Canned shitty spaghetti

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9th floor
-More Muenster player.

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10th Floor

Throw the roof on this fucking bitch.

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Bask in your glory. You’ve just created a shitty chicken patty club sandwich.

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