Roasted Bologna sandwich. A classic dad food. Take a big hunk of bologna, smother that shit with brown sugar, mustard, ketchup, bake the flying fuck out of it, slice that shit up, and make a sandwich big enough to satisfy the largest Kardashian.
This shit is a real no brainer. Few ingredients set it and forget it.
-pre heat oven 250
-1 whole bologna
-1/2 C ground mustard
-1/2 C ketchup
-1 1/2 C brown sugar
Start out by scoring that meat log in a diamond pattern about 1/4″ deep.
Next plop that bitch on a well lined baking sheet and coat the shit out of it. A classic meat rub down. Get that glaze in there all nice and deep like.
Stuff that meat hunk in your oven, scored side up, and about 1/3 of the way down from the top .
Bake that shit for a good 4-5 hours. Pull out before the foreskin starts to burn.
Make a killer fuckin’ sandwich with some sweet pickles, mustard, on a god damn asiago roll.