Dunkin Donuts. A fine establishment.
And by fine establishment I mean a place that has thrown consistency right out the fuckin’ drive through window. We all know the old saying. “That guy could fuck up a pot of coffee”. DD has made that quote, their code to live by.
This is why when I venture into this one stop shit shop, I grab the employees by the mindfuck, and make my own menu.
What we see above is my signature Vulgar Breakfast Sandwich. A breakfast burger consisting egg, hash browns, sausage, bacon, ham, all served between a sweet buttery blueberry cake the fuck doughnut.
You’re all welcome.