We have all had the drunken convo. Would you eat some fuckin’ human meat if you could? My answer….hell yeah. There is such a wide variety of human it ain’t even funny. Maybe you would like some obese human. Maybe one of these crossfit idiots would taste good. After figuring that out you are then plagued with the next question. What part of the body, and how will you cook it? I would definitely stay away from the feet just because fuck that. I’m mostly thinking some smoked lats or even braised triceps. Maybe even get exotic and try that little area on the backside of your knee. I’m not saying I’m going head out and start chopping people up for taste tests, but I would donate my body in the name of culinary science to let some mother fuckers munch me down after I have passed.
What’s everyone else’s thought on this? Are you guys on the Jeffrey Dahmer train to flavor town?