#EatLikeShit and be fit???

Social media is completely smothered with fitness fuckin’ fanatics. Everyone’s on a journey to a new them. Pictures of quinoa and avocados plague my news feed like I give a fuck. When I close my eyes to sleep at night, all I see are gym selfies and hashtags like #fitspo and #progress and #determination….

But there is a certain breed of gym junkie doing it much different. These cats eat food that makes McDonalds look like a healthy diet plan.

I recently emailed a food and fitness gangster, Jorge Rosado, who runs the @fitness_iq Instagram. This G eats like a fuckin’ boss and is cut up like a bag of dope. Shit pisses me off because I eat like a boss and I’m cut up like 10 pound bag of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag.

Anyways, below are a few pictures he sent me to show the world. Make sure to head over to his Instagram, give him a follow, show him some love, and participate in #PORNCAKESUNDAYS

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19 thoughts on “#EatLikeShit and be fit???”

  1. Omg, I am dying to know how this works. Eat bread, cheese, and meat all fried up together and be happy? I like the sound of that! And fuck quinoa. It sux, and yes, it sux with an “x”.

    Great post, dude!

    1. Variant of Intermittent Fasting would be my best guess here. Carb backloading most likely judging by what is on the pictures. Catch is, you have to work out hardcore and not eat a whole lot more the rest of the day.

      Sick diet plan though, had Wendy’s 3 times a week, with a Frosty.

  2. Good lord that looks sooo tasty. Can I just say, I’m really fucking tired of Crossfit posts, pictures, hastags, and inside jokes. Give me some fucking bread and cheese while I read that shit….

  3. So. Much. Food. Porn. *drool*

    Not so much what you eat, but how much you eat, LOL…I gave up NOTHING, LOL…Just had smaller amounts of it…I really want something with burger, bacon and cheese right now…and it’s only 8:25 a.m. πŸ˜€

  4. You had me at BACON…and chocolate. I work out regularly at the gym and eat healthy at home for the most part, as I have health issues that go along with my rush toward Medicare eligibility. But when we go out for a meal, occasionally I fall off the wagon and overdo the carbs, cheese, fried food or the dessert…but man, doesn’t it feel good?! πŸ˜‰

  5. “This G eats like a fuckin’ boss and is cut up like a bag of dope. Shit pisses me off because I eat like a boss and I’m cut up like 10 pound bag of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag.” I died of laughter and also hunger at this point. Love this article!

  6. Sacralige. Avocados are the bombdiggidy!

    Avocado brownies.
    Avocado and bacon sammies.
    Avocado and smokey sea salt with a large side of steak.

    It’s amazing!

    But I also gleefully eat brussel’s sprouts like they are candy so maybe don’t listen to me…or do…they are amazing grilled and drenched it lemon butter sauce.

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