R.I.P. Four Loko


Goodbye….and good riddance.

I’m all for gettin’ buck and drinkin’ a bunch of booze…but fuck Four Loko. This shit tasted like a huge turd stuffed inside a bigger turd.

Yeah back before they changed the recipe and lowered the caffeine in the drink this shit was alright. Slam down two cans and you were on your way to win shittiest person of the evening award. Tasted like trash, but great for a buzz on a budget.

You will still be able to purchase the shit, but now without ANY caffeine….until you drop a 5 hour energy into one of those bitches.


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