I have completely forgotten what it’s like to give an actual fuck.
A while back one of my wife’s friends dared me to dip a pickle in some caramel dipping sauce. She really didn’t have to dare me. Should could have just been like “hey asshole, dip this pickle in that caramel you sack of shit”
It was a little strange at first but I polished off 5 more pickles in the same fashion. I was going to sprinkle it with bacon but decided fuck it. The M&M’s worked out perfectly. It was my first time fucking around with hot caramel. It was kind of a bitch to get the caramel to stay on the pickle. The shit just kept sliding around like a fucker.