So here the deal. I wrote this in iBooks Author, tried to upload it to the iTunes shit store, they sent me an email blah blah blah table of contents blah blah blah we can’t release it suck my dick fuck off. Table of contents? The fuck is that shit?
I went back and forth with myself about what to charge for this pile of cock heads. I decided fuck it….FREE.
Yeah I would love to be able to make a couple extra bucks doing this shit. I would love to be able to make a career out of this, but I’m not here to make money. I’m here to entertain you sick fucks. I started this shit as a joke in 2013 in my parents living room one drunk morning. I had no big plan of taking it anywhere. All of you have turned this shit show into one of the most amazing things I have ever done. Everything I do with The Vulgar Chef, I do for all of you. You are all fucking great and I love you all.
Anyways here’s how to hook yourself up with this shit.
1. If you have an iPhone, make sure you have iBooks.
2. Click the download link below from your shitty phone.
3. When the page loads, tap on your screen and in the upper right hand corner it should say “open in iBooks”
4. Click that shit and it should automatically add it to your library.
If you’re trying to save it on your computer…I don’t know. Just save it or something I don’t work for fucking Geek Squad.