Gratuitous Food Porn : Grilled Cheese

The grilled cheese sandwich. A lot of debate as to where and when this masterpiece was created.

Actually not really.
 

After a quick and meaningless google search, Wikipedia clearly states some asshole from Iowa created this masterpiece of a fucking sandwich during the Great Depression.

I find this hard to believe since nothing good comes out of Iowa and I’ve used a grilled cheese sandwich multiple times to rid myself of some depression. Like if the grilled cheese was prominent during the Great Depression there wouldn’t have been a Great Depression. I was depressed once after my mother told me I was the mailman’s kid and that’s why my cock was small.

BLUEBERRY CHEESY GRILLED CHEESE.

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STEAK AND ONION SHIT BREATH

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SLOPPY JOE GRILLED CHEESE OR SOME SHIT

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ONION TOMATO VEGGIE FUCK PARTY GRILLED ASS CHEESE

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SOME SORT OF BREAKFAST SHOOTER GRILLED CHEESE. YOUR DADS A FUCK HOLE.

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MAC N’ CHEESE BUN GRILLED CHEESE?! FUCK YOU.

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MAC N’ CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE ON A STICK

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PEANUT BUTTER & BANANA GRILLED CHEESE. FUCK ME.

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GREEN APPLE SPLATTER GRILLED CHEESE

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THAT TIME OF THE MONTH GRILLED CHEESE. GROSS.

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FRENCH ONION GRILLED CHEESE

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MAC N’ CHEESE W/ SHREDDED PORK GRILLED CHEESE I THINK. I DONT FUCKING KNOW.

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CHICKEN PARM GRILLED CHEESE. WHICH I GUESS IS JUST A CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH BUT FUCK IT.

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MONTE CRISTO GRILLED CHEESE. THIS SHIT IS SURE TO GIVE YOU A GUNT.

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I CALL THIS THE TOO MUCH EFFORT TO MAKE MY GRILLED CHEESE LOOK FUCKING GOOD GRILLED CHEESE. GOD FUCKING DAMIT JUST THROW THE SHIT ON AND EAT IT.

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POUTINE GRILLED CHEESE FOR ALL YOU FAT FUCKIN’ CANADIANS.

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SOME SORT OF COCKY LOBSTER ROLL GRILLED CHEESE.

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MAC N’ CHEEES GRILLED CHEESE SHOOTERS. SUCK MY CHEESE DRIPPING DICK ABOUT IT.

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THERES A LOT I COULD SAY ABOUT THIS ONE….ILL SETTLE WITH THE GREASY BUTTHOLE GRILLED CHEESE.

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RAMEN GRILLED CHEESE FOR HIPSTERS

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RAMEN GRILLED CHEESE FOR FUCKING MEN

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SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL GRILLED CHEESE FOR ALL OF MY STINKY ITALIAN FRIENDS.

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THE 100% CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

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3 thoughts on “Gratuitous Food Porn : Grilled Cheese”

  1. Oh man…I’m reading this at 1:10am and am getting hungry instead of going to bed, dammit…lol! Those sandwiches are great, some definite must-makes in that bunch. Peanut butter and banana grilled cheese sandwich….Elvis would have creamed in his white jump suit. Thanks for sharing, your posts are always an inspiration for me to try something new! Keep ’em comin’… 🙂

  2. These look quite exquisite. I believe I would thoroughly enjoy the ONION TOMATO VEGGIE FUCK PARTY GRILLED ASS CHEESE and the SOME SORT OF BREAKFAST SHOOTER GRILLED CHEESE. YOUR DADS A FUCK HOLE. looks marvelous. I look forward to attempting to recreate these masterpieces for myself.

    Thank you, Vulgar Chef. Your food porn has made my day most exciting.

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