The Only Hot Sauce Club You Should Be Joining.



The amount of hot sauces I go through its a miracle that my asshole isn’t just a wide open sink hole. Like I should be walking around with turds just falling out.

So you can imagine how excited I was when Fuego Box wanted me to give them a shot. I’m not going to go into some big explanation about how Fuego Box works because its pretty fucking simple. You sign up, choose your plan, and wait for your small batch of artisanal hot sauce’s. Each box comes with 2-3 bottles of small batch hot sauce. I have to say I’m pretty impressed. I received a total of 9 different sauces, none of which I had heard of before.

I’ve said it before…put those shitty name brand garbage cock hot sauces back on the shelf and get yourself learnt with some good sauces. Great last minute Christmas gift for you slacking fucks.


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