New Year, New Site, New Fucking Off

Well you cocky dick lovers we made it. 2015. Last year was a banger. We had The Ramen Taco, Thanksgiving Sushi, Multiple DudeFoods.com Features and a whole bunch of other cocksuckery.

For the new year I wanted to have a more functional and hot ass website for all of you. So I had my people,i6tek.com and DoomWriters, design me this sick bitch.

You can now use the search bar to search for recipes and shit. When you use the hashtag #EatLikeShit on a social media outlet, it will show up on the sidebar. Don’t go hash tagging your cocksucking kids, our you half naked in the mirror like a prick (unless you’re hot as fuck with a sick ass and tits). Also, sushi is not “eating like shit” so all of you can fuck off with tagging that shit.

I’d like to tell all of you I have a lot of big things planned for this year. So i’ll lie. I have a lot of big things planned for this year.

Truth is I’m going to keep doing the same thing I do that generates no money because I don’t give a flying fuck. Its fun for me, and all of you lovely cocksuckers and titty lickers seem to enjoy it.

Mazel tov bitches.

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