Red Velvet Oreo Cheesecake

Take your shitty graham cracker crust, and shove it straight up your candy ass.

 

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This cheesecake is a real fucking banger. I was worried that maybe the Oreo’s wouldn’t hold up for a crust but thats just because I’m a fucking loser. All I did was crushed up some Oreo’s in a freezer bag and mix them with butter. The rest is fucking history.

 

WILL MAKE TWO CHEESE FUCK YOU CAKES

-2 8oz cream cheese (room temp)

3/4 cup sugar

-3 eggs

-16 oz sour cream

-4 packages red velvet Oreo’s (10 oz packeges)

-1 stick melted butter

 

 

FOR THE FILLING

Mix the sour cream and cream cheese together until smooth. Slowly add in the sugar. Once smooth add eggs one at a time. Once eggs have been added go fuck yourself.

 

FOR THE CRUST

Plance Oreo’s in freezer bag and Hulk smash. Mix with melted butter and form in Pie pans. Bake at 325 for 40 minutes. Let cool at room temperature for 30 minutes before placing in the fridge. After placing in the fridge, go fuck yourself again. 

 

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8 thoughts on “Red Velvet Oreo Cheesecake”

  1. That looks delicious! Not only that, I grew up with those Corelle dishes. Takes me back…of course my mother never served anything nearly this fancy on those plates, but now I can dream of what it would have been like.

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