The Best Crab/Scallop Cakes In The Fucking World.

 

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Straight out of the fucking EAT LIKE SHIT COOKBOOK, Crabby Scallop Cakes. Light. Healthy. Fucky. These are great by themselves, or stacked the fuck up slider style with all sorts of shit.

 

-1 LB LUMP CRABMEAT

-2 LARGE SEA SCALLOPS, ROUGHLY CHOPPED

-1-EGG

-3 TBL MELTED BUTTER

-1 tsp OLD BAY® SEASONING

-1 tsp YELLOW MUSTARD

-3 TBL CHIPOTLE SAUCE

-1/2 CUP BREADCRUMBS (PANKO WORKS FUCKIN BEST)

-1/4 CUP SLICED GREEN ONION

-1/2 CUP MAYONNAISE

-2 TBL CORN KERNELS

-SALT & PEPPER TO TASTE

 

1.In a MEDIUM fuck bowl, combine bread crumbs, mayonnaise, 2 TBL butter, OLD BAY®, chipotle sauce, mustard, corn, green onion, and some salt and pepper. Let that shit sit for a solid 10-15 minutes. Fold in the crab and scallop.

2.Pack that seafood shit mixture into small patties, or make a huge as tits one… whatever the fuck you want bro. Refrigerate for an hour or overnight tough-guy.

3. Brush the tops with melted butter and bake at 400 on a baking sheet for 30 minutes flipping halfway. When you flip these bitches make sure to brush with more fuckin’ butter.

 

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