Diet Whisky…You Know…Incase You’re a Bitch

The Sinfully THINN company has gone and done it. If you’ve ever thought to yourself “man, I love whiskey but just can’t take the empty calories”, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you’re a man who plays field hockey. 

The diet world has gone too far this time. Its bad enough the liquor store shelves are plagued with case after case of shitty light as fuck beers claiming to be low-carb and low-calorie, and now this. Not only did they make a diet whisky, they’ve even gone the extra cunt of a mile to create a blueberry flavor. I’m just wondering why stop there? Why not a strawberry-kiwi? Or Cupcake? Whats next, fucking Kale-Vodka? 


I’m guessing the people who will purchase this shit will be mixing it with diet ginger-ale because they don’t really like the last of whiskey.

I no longer want to live on this planet.


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