Man Gets High as Shit, Builds Doritos Temple, Calls Cops on Himself.

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An Ohio man has found himself knee deep in no trouble at all after getting too high and calling the police to let them know.

22 year old Smokey McPotson got his hands on the headiest of herbs and toked until he could no longer feel his hands.

But real news here is that he was found laying on a bed of Doritos, Gold Fish crackers, and Chips Ahoy cookies, which in my book is a winning fucking munchy combo. The only real investigatory work that needs to be done here is to find out what variety the said snacks were. Cool ranch Doritos? Pizza Gold Fish? Those birthday cake frosting stuffed Chips Ahoy cookies? Guess we’ll never know.

The only crime the man is being charged with is being a legit ass dude.

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