McDonald’s To Introduce Pumpkin Spice Fries.


It was only a matter of time before it happened. Burger King gave it a shot. Jack in the Box even gave it a shot. 

Now McDonald’s.

Oh, I forgot to mention, these aren’t actually pumpkin spice fries, they’re sweet potato fries, I’m just an asshole.

Rumor has it, Ronald himself is marching around Texas handing out Thug Kitchen cookbooks and samples of the healthier fry to collect customer feedback.


I’m guessing the CEO’s at Micky D’s are still riding the massive “lets serve breakfast all day” boner, and wanted to go round two to see if they could squeeze out one more money shot.

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