We all know the little marshmallows are about as addictive as blowing a Hollywood off the back of a toilet, or jerking off in the shower with a handful of Dove, which is also why they will be hard as fuck to get.
In an effort to be total fucking dicks, General Mills plans on releasing only 10 boxes, which is fucking bullshit. Like you guys know all you have to do is push a button or some shit at the Lucky Charms factory and we could easily have a fuck load of boxes.
But there is some good news!
All you have to do to enter to win a box is post a picture of yourself holding an imaginary box of Lucky Charms, that’s right, you don’t even need a real box! Post it to Instagram or Twitter, and use the hashtag #Lucky10Sweepstakes.
Now I don’t know much about PR work, or sales, but if I was the curator of this competition, I would have dropped the whole imaginary box idea. One, because it’s totally fucking stupid, and two, there would have been a billion boxes purchased by people trying to capture the best picture trying win the marshmallow laced boxes.
The rules are pretty self explanatory. Instagram or Twitter-picture of not Lucky Charms, but imaginary Lucky Charms-use the hashtag-the end.
However if that’s to difficult for your pea brain to fucking process, he’s an awkward video of Biz Markie rapping the rules for you.