NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD were called to Katz’s Deli late last night after a number of phone calls came in reporting that the Fieri-Bourdain feud had come to a head inside of the overpriced deli.
The two’s constant head butting finally stepped off of the pages of TMZ and got physical on the streets of New York. Bourdain, who’s known for his constant verbal bludgeoning of Food Network stars, was said to be having an after party for his wife, after watching her do karate in a basement or some shit, while Mr. Fieri was reported to be in town shooting for his new show “The Fuck am I sayin’ yO!?”
“You could just feel the tension inside the deli” a customer told us.
“Guy was a little buzzed and was totally talking shit, while Bourdain hid behind his karate-kid wife.”
Things got physical when Bourdain’s wife packed a chunk of pastrami in a straw and spat it at Guy.
“You knew shit was about to get real when Guy removed his sunglasses from the back of his head and put them on correctly.” Said a local Jewish man eating a bagel inside of the deli for some odd reason.
It was at that time Guy confronted Bourdain face to face. The two began to exchange blows. Bourdain yelling things like “You Smash Mouth-Violent J looking mother fucker!” And Guy saying things like “I’m gonna shut your front fucking door”.
The scuffle was quickly broken up by employees minutes before police arrived, but not before Fieri could land a meatball of a punch to Bourdain’s fragile and skeletal looking face.
Fieri, who’s no stranger to law enforcement encounters had the following to say about the scuffle:
“If that mother-effer wants to get in the gravy boat with daddy again and exchange knuckle sandwiches I’ll show him what it means to be the king of flavor town!”
Bourdain had no comment on the situation. His wife did take to Twitter however to say the following:
“Nobody touches my munchkin, Tony. Next time, Mr. Fieri, it will be I who shuts YOUR front door.”