Pringles Scented Candles: The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer








Pringles. You either love them or you’re wrong. 

I love Pringles. I’m 30 years old and I can still fit my hand inside the Pringles tube, so you can only imagine what my prick is like.


Pringles UK is currently in the process of developing 3 Pringles scented candles- Pigs in a Blanket, Cheesy Cheese, and Texas BBQ.- to really chip scent the fuck out of your pad.

There’s a small catch with the candles tho….well, two small catches: the first is that this is Pringles UK and not Pringles US-the fuck-A so that’s a total soap in your pee hole situation, and second…they aren’t available until next year so I’m basically blue balling all of you who’ve clicked and read this article.

The candles are a bit over-powering and need to be scaled back according to a Pringles spokesperson. 

Two things. 

First. Who the fuck would complain about a candle that smelled too much like Pringles? And second, how the fuck do I get the Pringles spokesperson job? I’ve got nothing but great things to say about the tubed potato flake chips.



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