The Christmas holiday is officially within a tits reach from us, and what better way to celebrate than by drinking your favorite alcohol out of a festive fucking stocking?
For the low price of roughly $30, you can turn this years Christmas into a real Shitmas.
“Santa’s Flask is the Christmas stocking that dispenses drinks! Simply fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it on the mantle or in the kitchen, and dispense! Santa’s Flask is perfect for wine, mixed drinks, and more! Bring a flask to your friend’s/coworker’s house during the holidays and you’re sure to be the life of the party! The flask is refillable, and can be washed with soap and warm water. Are you in need of a White Elephant or Secret Santa gift? Looking for the perfect SantaCon accessory? Look no further than Santa’s Flask! Light assembly required. Mulroe-Price LLC / Holiday Hangover®”
Much better than your standard chocolates or fucking toothbrush if you ask me.