[NEWS] Giada De Laurentiis Gets Plastic Surgery



FOODNETWORK HQ – A representative from Giada’s management company released a statement from Giada herself this week following rumors that she had undergone surgery for breast enlargement:

“I wanted a way to incorporate more tit into my recipes. We all know I’ve been letting the girls fly a bit more, since leaving my husband earlier this year for that fire box Bobby Flay. I felt like the with divorce I needed a fresh start, and what better way than with a fresh set of tits? We all know sex sells, and with my new cookbook ‘Recipes With my Rack’ on the brink of being released, I wanted to make sure I was in the spotlight as much as possible….I also wanted to give Bobby a place to stick that little lisp of his”

Giada, who was added to the Food Network roster solely on her looks (yes this is true, they didn’t even watch her cook in the tape that was fucking submitted), has been spank bank material for line cooks and sous chefs around the globe. I’ve watched her show countless times and have yet to notice her cooking a single fucking thing. Her show “Everyday Italian” could have easily been called “Watch me as lean over in a low cut shirt and chop parsley” and her show “Giada at Home” might as well just be called “Giada marches around her kitchen with her pert rack rumblin”

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