Cheesy Bacon Chowder Tots.

The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots.

California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS.

The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your pre-ejaculatories flowing.

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Today I’m here to pay my respects to one of their signature menu items…THEIR FUCKING CHEDDAR FRIES.

Now being that I live 3000 some-odd miles away from a Slapfish® location, I’ve never had the chance to experience any of Chef Andrew Gruel’s food….so I fucked around with my own version.

I made some chowder tots. As I has mentioned last week with my Jalapeño Totters , I’m just on a total fuckin tot kick right now. Nothing against french fries….but fuck french fries.

Tots, Cheese, Campell’s Chunky New England Clam Chowder, Smithfield Bacon, and runny as four fucks egg.

WHAT MORE DO YOU SAVAGES WANT???????

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Have a product or menu item you would like me to fuck around with? Hit me with that e-mail.

thevulgarchef@gmail.com

 

Next week….I fuck with EGGSLUT

 

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