Woman’s Blog Filled With Her Smashing Her Face On Bread

Every now and then in my daily Internet rummery (that’s a cross between rummaging and fuckery) I come across some sort of video, blog, or Instagram account that seriously makes me question what the fuck I’m even doing with my life.

Today’s discovery is nothing short of fucked.

I stumbled across an Instagram account dubbed “breadfaceblog“. Now just the name of the account alone should be enough to give you a general idea of what the fuck is going on, but in case you need visual stimulation, here are a few videos:

 

One of the most amazing things about the account other than the fact that it’s fucking amazing, is that with a mere 77k followers she pulls in an average of 150k views and gets anywhere from 1000 to 3000 comments per video.

For those of you like “what the fuck does that have to do with anything?” Let me elaborate. I have roughly 140k Instagram followers. I’m lucky to get 20k views when I post a video, and get anywhere from 50 to 600 comments depending on how fucking terrible the food is.

Not to toot my own horn, but I do alright with this shit. I mean I can’t afford name brand products at the grocery store, but this shit has been good to me at times…..THIS GIRL HAS A DIRECT LINK TO DONATE RIGHT ON HER FUCMING ‘GRAM, and something tells me that she’s making fucking bank.

People are strange man. There have been multiple stories in the news of Asian women making bank just sitting in front of a camera eating food, or playing tiddly winks or whatever other weird shit they do, but this one takes the cake (or bread?)

 

 

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