If you ask me, Bloody Mary’s and pickles go together like Oscar Pistorius and Ozzy Osbourne’s 1986 hit song “Shot in the Dark”. I mean I’m not here to point fingers or nubbed legs but for fucks sake who the fuck opens up fire in a dark fucking room?
Ok…let me catch myself before I get too far off the sprint track.
The Pickle-Mary. Swamp Things Blood Hole. My Dilly Vodka Pipe.
There are a number of things you could call this creation. A waste of time would be most fitting.
Like why couldn’t you just either have a Bloody Mary with a pickle in it, or just chase a shot of vodka with pickle juice?
BECAUSE WE (I) HERE AT THEVULGARCHEF.COM REALLY LIKE TO FUCK IT UP.
The most difficult thing with this creation is finding a legit as fuck pickle to work with. Once you have that knocked out the rest is a walk in the park. Vodka, Bloody Mary mix, celery salt, pepper, and bacon crumbles. The nice thing about this other than that it’s A SHOT OF BOOZE YOU TAKE OUT OF A PICKLE is that you can refill the little cucumber cunt multiple times, and when you’re done just chomp on the fucker.
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