Fast Food Pizza

Today we’re celebrating National Drive Through Day, because in America everything deserves a day of cele’fuckin’bration.

I’ve been wanting to do a fast food pizza for a while, but  shied away from it because I didn’t want to seem like I was stepping on Epic Mealtime’s toes. 

But I figured fuck it. 

I hit all the local fast food spots in my town, which there are only fucking 4 of. Is that not fucking depressing? McDonald’s, BK, Taco Bell, and KFC. I literally had to drive 20 minutes just to get the Wendy’s chili. That’s it. No Sonic. No Chik-fil-A. Not even a fucking Arby’s.

I always had this idea that if I struck it rich I would build a spot called Fast Food Alley, a mile long strip with all the fucking top dog fast food chains. McDonald’s, Arby’s, BK, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, White Castle, Subway, Checkers, Bo Jangles, Church’s Chicken, In-n-Out, Whataburger, Roy Rogers, Sonic, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Dairy Queen, Hardee’s, Steak n’ Shake, Waffle House, Fatburger, Chipotle, Shake Shack, hell, I’d even build a Little Caesars and just make t one giant fucking toilet.

Anyways, for today’s recipe I built a simple day food pizza. BK Fries for the dough, Wendy’s chili for the sauce, KFC Mac the fuck cheese for…well…the cheese, and various chicken nugget-fiesta potato-onion ring toppings. 

“Cardiac Arrest Pizza”

Hope you guys enjoy!

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