I enjoy the finer things in life. Like Busch Light and going showerless for days. I don’t trust a person that goes to the bathroom just to let out a fart. When I was 25 I pissed all over Bret Michaels fucking tour bus. When I’m not putting my terrible spelling and grammar to good use here, you can generally find me burning Little Caesars pizza’s, shitting with the door open, and swearing in public.