Stuffed Oreo Cookies

There are two types of people in this world:

1.people who don’t like Oreos.

2.people who are wrong.

I love Oreos. My favorite thing to do with Oreos is to get a large glass of cold ass milk and drop like 6 or 7 Oreos directly into the glass. “Sinkers” are what I call them. Let those fuckers marinate in the milk for a few minutes and you’re left with this mud pie Oreo fuck-fest at the bottom of your glass. It’s delicious.

Todays recipe will be a deconstructed/reconstructed Oreo creation. I won’t be adding much to the Oreos other than powders sugar and butter.

Variety is the spice of life, so for this recipe I used the two most common Oreos.

Start by separating your Oreos. Give them a quick twist and scrape the frosting off with a butter knife or paint scraper. Melt the frosting in the microwave in 30 second intervals.

Once the frosting is melted you can add pretty much anything in the dessert ingredient ball park. I chose peanut butter. Mix together with about 1 CUP of powdered sugar until you have a dough-like consistency. You want to be able to mold it without it sticking to your hands. Trial and error tonight me that 6 frosting balls is about all you need for 1 package of Oreos. 

Pro tip: stick the frosting balls in the freezer so they will be easier to work with.

Next crush up the cookie section of the Oreo. Crush the shit out of it. Mix in 1 stick of melted butter followed by 1 egg.

Form the cookie mixture around your frosting balls and they are ready to cook. Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes.

I was really hoping for a more sphere shaped ending. If I had fried them in oil probably would have achieved this, but there’s always the fact that the Oreo cookie outside could have burned before the egg that was mixed in cooked completely.

That’s it. That’s how you deconstruct and reconstruct an Oreo. These were super delicious. Super soft. Basically we’re looking at a big Oreo stuffed cookie. I can’t wait to mess around with this method some more in the future. Oreo tacos? Oreo Churros? Oreo Whoopoe pies? Oreo Sushi? We’ll let the marijuana call the shots.

Rice Krispies Treat Stuffed Peanut Butter Cups

For the past year or two (don’t quote me on that) Reese’s has been absolutely destroying the peanut butter cup game.

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Well I decided I wanted a little slice of that heaven. Actually, someone I work with suggested this idea so the only real credit I can take for this is the execution.

All that was said by my boy B-Sleazy was “I want a peanut butter cup with Rice Krispies Treat inside of it” and the rest is history. Well, not really history. More of just a YouTube video.

Twinkies® Stuffed Brownies

So this week I picked up a box of the new Red, White & Blue Twinkies®. Rather than just smoking myself stupid and choking down the entire box I decided I’d work out a blog post.

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I haven’t done a dessert recipe in a while and this weeks SundayFunday video is going to be Rice Krispies stuffed peanut butter cups….so consider this week a dessert overdose!

These are stupid easy. Brownie mix, Twinkies and cookie dough for a base. I used a 9×9 baking dish and laid down a layer of cookie dough. I baked it at 350° for about 7 minutes just until it softened up so I could spread it around.

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If you use a 12×12 baking dish you should be able to go 2 Twinkies® wide all over this tit-job. I had to break off about 1/2 Twinkie® to fill the void.

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Cover with brownie mix and bake at 325° for 45 minutes. I actually baked them for 45 minutes, shut the oven off & let them sit in the oven for another 20-30 minutes since the center was still a little gooey. It still ended up a bit gooey but thats the way I fuckin’ like it. You could probably cook them at a lower temp for longer if you don’t like your brownies soft and gooey.

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Super delicious. The cookie dough base isn’t as present as I hoped it would be. Maybe double that the next time I make these.

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Twix & Oreo Shot Glasses

There are two types of people in this world. People who like Twix and people who can just go fly a fucking kite.

Inspired by my good friend Amy, of Oh, Bite IT! and her Snickers Shot Glasses, and my good friend at throughtheyesofmybelly.com‘s Bacon Chocolate Shot Glasses, I decided some fucking Twix shot glasses needed to happen.

Cut a red SOLO cup up from the bottom where that little fucking line is. Drop in an Oreo and pack in some mini Twix around it. Melt some chocolate and spread it around like a greasy asshole. Freeze for 15 minutes and give another chocolate coating. Fill with vodka, milk, and Kahlúa.

 

“This shit is chess it ain’t checkers”

 

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Marijuana Deep Fried Oreos

Smoking weed is chill. Eating weed is even chiller. I remember the first time THC hit my lungs. Think it was the sixth grade. It was some seed and stem riddled shank out of some sort of fuckin wooden pepper shaker. I remember walking out of the woods arguing with myself that “this shit don’t work”. Next thing I know I’m laughing my ass off for no reason. I was high and it was chill.

From there I graduated to bongs, gravities, steam rollers, hash, old school vaporizers, and edibles. I’m old school. Give me a joint or a brownie and I’m chillin’. Fuckin’ kids these days with their wax and dabs. Shit will have me dirt nappin’ hard.

Edibles are cool. You never really know how fucked you’re going to be, until you’re fucked, and thats how you are. Rice Krispies Treats, Cookies, Cakes, and Brownies. You name it. Its got THC in it I’m fucking stuffing face.

I made some butter (believe it or not for the first time) a few weeks back. Someone gave me some trim and told me to go to town. I did a slow cooker 24 hour recipe. About an ounce of trim and a pound of butter in the ol’ crocker on low for a day. I don’t know if this makes for a more potent butter, or I’m just a pussy, but this shit fucked me up. I made some peanut butter cup stuffed chocolate cupcakes, or as I now call them…body nummers.

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Second time around I wanted to try something a little different.

Deep fried fucking Oreos. Does it get any more chill? 

Yeah it fucking does, as soon as you add some THC.

These are super simple to make. Grab a box of your favorite cake or brownie mix. I went with funfetti because I’m fuckin silly.

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Follow the instructions on the box of whatever you choose to batter your Oreos with, only replacing and oil or butter requirements with your weed butter.

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Let the butter cool a bit before adding it to the mixture. You don’t want that shit to start cooking the batter. It will make it a real pain in the cock to work with.

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After you batter the Oreos (I went with the MEGA STUFF Oreos btw) drop them in a deep fryer or some oil at 375. Cook for a few minutes on each side. After frying I got a little silly. I frosted the Oreos and then topped them with chopped up s’mores Pop Tarts, and when I say Pop Tarts I mean generic Toaster Pastries from Dollar General.

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Rice Krispies Ice Cream Taco

Thanksgiving, spaghetti, cookie dough, ramen, French fry, and now Rice Krispies treat.

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It’s absurd that whoever made that taco stand or whatever the fuck it is hasn’t sent me at least a quarter-milli. Pretty sure I’m the only asshole using the fucking thing.

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This idea has been in my playbook for a minute now, but due to alcohol fueled shenanigans, procrastination, general laziness, and getting shat on by our baby, took me two months to muster up the energy to spend 15 minutes in my kitchen making this fucking beaut.

I went with a double boil method making the treats for the first time. I thought it would be less of a mess
to clean but I’m a fuckin juggernaut in the kitchen, so either way there’s gonna be a mess.

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The part I really fucked up is where you add the butter. I added regular ol’ butter instead of utilizing the THC riddled butter sitting in the fuckin’ vegetable drawer of our fridge.


I followed a standard Rice Krispies Treats Recipe (3 TBL butter, one 10oz package mini marshmallows, and 5-6 cups of Rice Krispies).

When I had the mixtures all…mixed…I layered it onto a cookie sheet that I covered with wax paper. Let it cool for about 10 minutes before cutting a circle out of the whole shit.

 

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I then transferred the cutout to the taco whatever shit. I stuck a few cannoli making tubes in the middle so it didn’t fall in on itself while it cooled.

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I only ended up making one shell because of the whole procrastination-laziness-alcohol issues I mentioned earlier. Fill with your favorite ice cream and fuck off about your day.