Oreo and peanut butter stuffed red velvet cupcakes

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The recipe is simple as fuck. Drop a little red velvet mix in a muffin ass pan…plop some Oreos smothered with peanut butter on the mixture, cover the Oreos with more red velvet fuck mixture…and bake that shit.

Stouffers French bread meatball grinder

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You’re probably asking yourself…is that a meatball grinder…between two Stouffers French bread the fuck pizzas? Yeah. It sure as shit is. This bitch clocks in at well over 1000 calories but it’s ok because I used turkey meatballs, because I’m trying to be healthy as fuck.

Bacon Cannoli

Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit.

Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it.

I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato, scrambled eggs, another smaller bacon cannoli who the fuck cares.

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Jalapeño & Cream Cheese Stuffed Wings

Im a huge fan of stuffing anything I can even if its another man’s can.

I got the idea for this from Greg at www.comfortablekitchen.com, He went boss mode and stuffed his with goat cheese and fuckin’ mac n cheese. Im a cream cheese / jalapeño go hard all day so it only seemed natural for me to stuff these bitches with it.

Its a tedious job kind of a pain in the ass but well worth it.

You start out steaming the wings for about 10 minutes. Next you remove the small bone and pretty much pack in your fuckin filler.

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This part is kind of a pain in the dick. Do your best to remove the bone and leave somewhat of a pocket to stuff.  For the other half of the wing do your best to just make a fuckin pocket or some shit under the skin.

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once you have all those shits packed up toss them in some seasoned flour or whatever the fuck you fancy. The flour actually helps crisp up and cheese showing so your shit doesn’t come all pouring out and fuck.

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Now the wings are already pretty much cooked so top them in some hot oil for about 2 minutes

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and now

stuff your fat shit hole.

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Jalapeño rock candy

I’ve been working at this bitch for some time now. Playing with sugar and water like a fuckin’ science project. Finally got something I was happy with.

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Mini Doughnut Sliders

I don’t know anymore. I really don’t. For the record the crunch donette was the best. The flavors really did work together. Sometimes when you give a fuck, it’s most important to not give a fuck.

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Ham and Cheese Danish sandwich.

This morning for breakfast I really wanted a ham and cheese sammich. Problem was I had no bread and no cheese. But what I did have was a cheese Danish. So I figured I could kill two birds with one fuck. I also through on some kettle cooked jalapeño potato chips because it’s important to get fat while you get fat.

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Ramen Taco

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In the spirit of the ramen burger, I would like to present to you all the worlds first Ramen Taco (to my knowledge)

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Its in the fucking eBook.

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Mac and Cheese stuffed buns

Macaroni and Cheese stuffed inside some bread, used as buns for a burger…or whatever you might fancy. Just eat these shits by themselves I don’t give a flying fuck.

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I went with some microwavable mac n’ cheese because I wasn’t about to make a huge pot just to stuff some shitty bread.

Theres a few tedious steps to create these shits so pay attention.

FIRST you’re going to want to flatten the bread and trim off the crust. This has turned into my signature bread move lately. Really changes up the bread game

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Next, plop on a decent size pile of mac n’ cheese. You don’t really need a lot here. You’re going to want some room in there so its not busting out the sides playboy.

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Next, take some butter or some egg wash, and give the edges a quick brush. I went with butter, egg wash probably would have held a little better when this shit was cooking.

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Next, toss on the top and press the edges down with a fork.

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Butter the top and stick butter side down in a pan, or cook in your oven with the broiler.

Once the top is nice and toasty, flip that shit, butter, and cook the other side.

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One those magnificent mac n’ cheese buns are cooked, you’re ready to stuff your fat fuckin’ face.

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