McDonald’s New McChicken Noodle Soup

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OAK BROOK, IL – In an effort to battle the lowest sales year ever recorded, the burger empire has announced it will be adding McChicken Soup to the menu for the upcoming winter.

The soup, which is said to have a fresh broth made with chicken nugget juice runoff will debut this winter on the McDonald’s Value Menu, available crispy or grilled.

 




Dude Deep Fried a Pair of Yeezy’s

I’ve deep fried some shit in my day. At no point did I ever think to myself  “you know, Kyle…you should deep fry a pair of Yeezy’s”. Well thank god someone has done it for me.

In other news, this guy is a fucking cunt. Like the kind of cunt when you see him coming, you’re just like..fuck…here comes this cunt.

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