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BeePHOroni

Yeah. It’s a bowl of #BeePHOroni I know you don’t typically see egg…or roast beef…or shitty ramen noodles….or Beeforoni in a Pho, but I give less than half a fuck. This shit is cooler than your grandmothers tit milk.

Coconut Doughnut Ahi Tuna Breakfast Sandwich

I got out of work and was like…fuck…I could really go for some ahi tuna, but I want that shit between two chocolate coconut crusted doughnuts. I was also like…fuck…I could go for some spam and pine-the-fuck-apple on that dirty little fuck stack as well…and fuck it some BBQ sauce too, I already came this… [Continue Reading]

Single Dad Struggle Sandwich

Everyone’s dicks are all hard about using grilled cheese sandwiches as buns for burgers or whatever the fuck… I say fuck that. Step your game up and use some bacon peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. I dubbed this the Single Dad Struggle Sandwich. Leftover Salisbury Steaks between two bacon PB&J sandwiches. Shit was messy as… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Stuffed Burger.

Trying to eat your fries and burger at the same time can be a real pain in the prick. Just simply placing your fries in a burger just makes you look like a fuckin’ greenhorn. SO Stuff the fries right in the fuckin’ burg bro. I went with a lovely blend of McDonald’s and Burger… [Continue Reading]

Hot dog in a sausage bun

Yeah bread makes you fat as fuck. Split a fuckin’ bacon cheddar sausage down the mid section and stick a god damn dog in that bitch. I’ve been sticking meat in meat since 01′.

Oreo and peanut butter stuffed red velvet cupcakes

The recipe is simple as fuck. Drop a little red velvet mix in a muffin ass pan…plop some Oreos smothered with peanut butter on the mixture, cover the Oreos with more red velvet fuck mixture…and bake that shit.