Posts N Shit

Stouffers French bread meatball grinder

You’re probably asking yourself…is that a meatball grinder…between two Stouffers French bread the fuck pizzas? Yeah. It sure as shit is. This bitch clocks in at well over 1000 calories but it’s ok because I used turkey meatballs, because I’m trying to be healthy as fuck.

Bacon Cannoli

Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit. Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it. I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato,… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeño & Cream Cheese Stuffed Wings

Im a huge fan of stuffing anything I can even if its another man’s can. I got the idea for this from Greg at www.comfortablekitchen.com, He went boss mode and stuffed his with goat cheese and fuckin’ mac n cheese. Im a cream cheese / jalapeño go hard all day so it only seemed natural… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeño rock candy

I’ve been working at this bitch for some time now. Playing with sugar and water like a fuckin’ science project. Finally got something I was happy with.

Mini Doughnut Sliders

I don’t know anymore. I really don’t. For the record the crunch donette was the best. The flavors really did work together. Sometimes when you give a fuck, it’s most important to not give a fuck.

Ham and Cheese Danish sandwich.

This morning for breakfast I really wanted a ham and cheese sammich. Problem was I had no bread and no cheese. But what I did have was a cheese Danish. So I figured I could kill two birds with one fuck. I also through on some kettle cooked jalapeño potato chips because it’s important to… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Taco

In the spirit of the ramen burger, I would like to present to you all the worlds first Ramen Taco (to my knowledge) Want the recipe???? Its in the fucking eBook.  BUY THE BEST COOKBOOK IN THE FUCKING WORLD.  

Mac and Cheese stuffed buns

Macaroni and Cheese stuffed inside some bread, used as buns for a burger…or whatever you might fancy. Just eat these shits by themselves I don’t give a flying fuck. I went with some microwavable mac n’ cheese because I wasn’t about to make a huge pot just to stuff some shitty bread. Theres a few… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese

  Now I know what you’re probably thinking. Oh how shitty, a grilled cheese thats filled with jalapeño poppers. WRONG. What I did here was take all the basic fundamentals (fried, cheese, popper, jalapeño) of a jalapeño popper and applied that shit to a fuckin’ grilled cheese.       the first thing you’re going… [Continue Reading]