I got out of work and was like…fuck…I could really go for some ahi tuna, but I want that shit between two chocolate coconut crusted doughnuts. I was also like…fuck…I could go for some spam and pine-the-fuck-apple on that dirty little fuck stack as well…and fuck it some BBQ sauce too, I already came this… [Continue Reading]
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Everyone’s dicks are all hard about using grilled cheese sandwiches as buns for burgers or whatever the fuck… I say fuck that. Step your game up and use some bacon peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. I dubbed this the Single Dad Struggle Sandwich. Leftover Salisbury Steaks between two bacon PB&J sandwiches. Shit was messy as… [Continue Reading]
Trying to eat your fries and burger at the same time can be a real pain in the prick. Just simply placing your fries in a burger just makes you look like a fuckin’ greenhorn. SO Stuff the fries right in the fuckin’ burg bro. I went with a lovely blend of McDonald’s and Burger… [Continue Reading]
Yeah bread makes you fat as fuck. Split a fuckin’ bacon cheddar sausage down the mid section and stick a god damn dog in that bitch. I’ve been sticking meat in meat since 01′.
I hit the marshmellow with a fuckin blow torch because I ain’t got no time for fuckin’ fire bro. Yeah those are Chips Ahoy Reese’s chocolate chip cookies. Fuck it.
The recipe is simple as fuck. Drop a little red velvet mix in a muffin ass pan…plop some Oreos smothered with peanut butter on the mixture, cover the Oreos with more red velvet fuck mixture…and bake that shit.
You’re probably asking yourself…is that a meatball grinder…between two Stouffers French bread the fuck pizzas? Yeah. It sure as shit is. This bitch clocks in at well over 1000 calories but it’s ok because I used turkey meatballs, because I’m trying to be healthy as fuck.
Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit. Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it. I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato,… [Continue Reading]
Im a huge fan of stuffing anything I can even if its another man’s can. I got the idea for this from Greg at www.comfortablekitchen.com, He went boss mode and stuffed his with goat cheese and fuckin’ mac n cheese. Im a cream cheese / jalapeño go hard all day so it only seemed natural… [Continue Reading]
I’ve been working at this bitch for some time now. Playing with sugar and water like a fuckin’ science project. Finally got something I was happy with.