Because one s’more at a time just ain’t fuckin enough for this Canadian. Man the fuck up.
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Pre-Brazzers log in, I was craving the living fuck out of a Bacon Jalapeño Mac n’ Cheese Grilled Cheese on a fuckin’ stick. So naturally I made the living tits out of one. My only regret with this over the top shit fest was not deep frying it in bacon grease or motor oil or… [Continue Reading]
I got out of work and was like…fuck…I could really go for some ahi tuna, but I want that shit between two chocolate coconut crusted doughnuts. I was also like…fuck…I could go for some spam and pine-the-fuck-apple on that dirty little fuck stack as well…and fuck it some BBQ sauce too, I already came this… [Continue Reading]
Everyone’s dicks are all hard about using grilled cheese sandwiches as buns for burgers or whatever the fuck… I say fuck that. Step your game up and use some bacon peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. I dubbed this the Single Dad Struggle Sandwich. Leftover Salisbury Steaks between two bacon PB&J sandwiches. Shit was messy as… [Continue Reading]
Trying to eat your fries and burger at the same time can be a real pain in the prick. Just simply placing your fries in a burger just makes you look like a fuckin’ greenhorn. SO Stuff the fries right in the fuckin’ burg bro. I went with a lovely blend of McDonald’s and Burger… [Continue Reading]
Yeah bread makes you fat as fuck. Split a fuckin’ bacon cheddar sausage down the mid section and stick a god damn dog in that bitch. I’ve been sticking meat in meat since 01′.
I hit the marshmellow with a fuckin blow torch because I ain’t got no time for fuckin’ fire bro. Yeah those are Chips Ahoy Reese’s chocolate chip cookies. Fuck it.
The recipe is simple as fuck. Drop a little red velvet mix in a muffin ass pan…plop some Oreos smothered with peanut butter on the mixture, cover the Oreos with more red velvet fuck mixture…and bake that shit.
You’re probably asking yourself…is that a meatball grinder…between two Stouffers French bread the fuck pizzas? Yeah. It sure as shit is. This bitch clocks in at well over 1000 calories but it’s ok because I used turkey meatballs, because I’m trying to be healthy as fuck.
Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit. Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it. I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato,… [Continue Reading]