Posts N Shit

Coconut Doughnut Ahi Tuna Breakfast Sandwich

I got out of work and was like…fuck…I could really go for some ahi tuna, but I want that shit between two chocolate coconut crusted doughnuts. I was also like…fuck…I could go for some spam and pine-the-fuck-apple on that dirty little fuck stack as well…and fuck it some BBQ sauce too, I already came this… [Continue Reading]

Single Dad Struggle Sandwich

Everyone’s dicks are all hard about using grilled cheese sandwiches as buns for burgers or whatever the fuck… I say fuck that. Step your game up and use some bacon peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. I dubbed this the Single Dad Struggle Sandwich. Leftover Salisbury Steaks between two bacon PB&J sandwiches. Shit was messy as… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Stuffed Burger.

Trying to eat your fries and burger at the same time can be a real pain in the prick. Just simply placing your fries in a burger just makes you look like a fuckin’ greenhorn. SO Stuff the fries right in the fuckin’ burg bro. I went with a lovely blend of McDonald’s and Burger… [Continue Reading]

Hot dog in a sausage bun

Yeah bread makes you fat as fuck. Split a fuckin’ bacon cheddar sausage down the mid section and stick a god damn dog in that bitch. I’ve been sticking meat in meat since 01′.

Oreo and peanut butter stuffed red velvet cupcakes

The recipe is simple as fuck. Drop a little red velvet mix in a muffin ass pan…plop some Oreos smothered with peanut butter on the mixture, cover the Oreos with more red velvet fuck mixture…and bake that shit.

Stouffers French bread meatball grinder

You’re probably asking yourself…is that a meatball grinder…between two Stouffers French bread the fuck pizzas? Yeah. It sure as shit is. This bitch clocks in at well over 1000 calories but it’s ok because I used turkey meatballs, because I’m trying to be healthy as fuck.

Bacon Cannoli

Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit. Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it. I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato,… [Continue Reading]