Posts N Shit

Jalapeño & Cream Cheese Stuffed Wings

Im a huge fan of stuffing anything I can even if its another man’s can. I got the idea for this from Greg at www.comfortablekitchen.com, He went boss mode and stuffed his with goat cheese and fuckin’ mac n cheese. Im a cream cheese / jalapeño go hard all day so it only seemed natural… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeño rock candy

I’ve been working at this bitch for some time now. Playing with sugar and water like a fuckin’ science project. Finally got something I was happy with.

Mini Doughnut Sliders

I don’t know anymore. I really don’t. For the record the crunch donette was the best. The flavors really did work together. Sometimes when you give a fuck, it’s most important to not give a fuck.

Ham and Cheese Danish sandwich.

This morning for breakfast I really wanted a ham and cheese sammich. Problem was I had no bread and no cheese. But what I did have was a cheese Danish. So I figured I could kill two birds with one fuck. I also through on some kettle cooked jalapeño potato chips because it’s important to… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Taco

In the spirit of the ramen burger, I would like to present to you all the worlds first Ramen Taco (to my knowledge) Want the recipe???? Its in the fucking eBook.  BUY THE BEST COOKBOOK IN THE FUCKING WORLD.  

Mac and Cheese stuffed buns

Macaroni and Cheese stuffed inside some bread, used as buns for a burger…or whatever you might fancy. Just eat these shits by themselves I don’t give a flying fuck. I went with some microwavable mac n’ cheese because I wasn’t about to make a huge pot just to stuff some shitty bread. Theres a few… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese

  Now I know what you’re probably thinking. Oh how shitty, a grilled cheese thats filled with jalapeño poppers. WRONG. What I did here was take all the basic fundamentals (fried, cheese, popper, jalapeño) of a jalapeño popper and applied that shit to a fuckin’ grilled cheese.       the first thing you’re going… [Continue Reading]

Hot Fries / Cheddar Fries Mozzarella Sticks

This one is really simple. Some string cheese, flour, eggs, oil for frying, and some crushed up Andy Capp’s hot, and cheddar fries. Just follow the the pictures on this one kids. Once they are ready to fry you’re only going to fry them for about 15 seconds. ENJOY!  

The 10 grocery store commandments

As someone who is at grocery stores multiple times a week, I tend to see a lot of asshole fueled shenanigans. It seems that everyone who goes to the grocery store to do some shopping is either a first timer…or a fucking moron. The task of putting food into a cart while moving flawlessly down… [Continue Reading]