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McDonalds to add chicken wings

Now, as a seasoned fat fuck, I’m not really sure how I feel about this. I mean I’m a go hard Micky D’s guy all fuckin day. Double cheeseburger, extra pickles, extra onions.I haven’t really been upset about any recent things the big MD has done lately besides the McCafe. McDonald’s, you’re greasy, lets fuckin… [Continue Reading]

Jack in the Box

Jack in the box.   Any place that sells shitty burgers and shitty tacos under the same roof is a piece of cock if you ask me. Jack in the box is the fucking worst. Just look at these things. What in the tits are they?   Let me start with the fucking mascot. Fuck… [Continue Reading]

Little Caesars Pizza

I wanna talk about some shitty shit. The top of the shit chain shit. There exists a pizza in this world that sucks the most amount of dicks. That pizza…is Little Caesars. Now, some might argue with me, and say “yeah but you cant beat a pizza for 5 bucks thats ready to go when… [Continue Reading]

Guy Fieri

I don’t know what it is with this dude. I don’t know what it is that makes people fuckin hate him. Maybe it’s his loud inside attitude, his dumpy tats, or Marshall Mathers haircut. I don’t know.     But I fucking dig him.     Now I have never stepped foot in any of… [Continue Reading]