Posts N Shit

Bring these fast food joints to the North East!

    When it comes to fast food places and the northeast, we have the fucked end of the stick. There are 13 Dunkin Donuts in my fucking town and not a single whataburger or anything cool. This is pretty much a follow up to the Hardee’s post.     Taco del Mar and Del… [Continue Reading]

Hardee’s coming to the North East

Is anyone as jacked up about this as I fuckin am? According to sources they plan to open about 200 of these joints over the next 5 years. They plan on starting in NJ and NY and move north, and I think that’s some bullshit. Start from the top and work your way to the… [Continue Reading]

Fancy ass food plating

I’m all for getting a plate of food and it lookin’ good, everything in its own place…but I’ll be honest, I’m just gonna be drunk as shit, mash everything on my plate together, slap it on a piece of bread and butter or some shit, and choke it down. I just don’t get the whole… [Continue Reading]

Top 5 foods to stop taking pictures of

I’m not here to tell anyone not to take pictures of food. I love that shit. But in the pictures of foods world, there’s a lot of shit that deserves a picture be taken, and then there’s other shit, that you should just fuck off and eat. I’m guilty of this, and we all are…. [Continue Reading]

BK Has really been fuckin’ up

A burger with fries on it and low fat fries, or “Satisfries” if you want to be a cock about it. Aint nothin satisfying about low-cal low-fat crinklers. Now, I’m the first guy in line to throw my fries on whatever grease laced food I’m about to suck down, but fuck this. Not like, fuck… [Continue Reading]

Top 5 hottest chefs in the game

If you are thinking you’re going to catch Rachael Ray on this list, make your way over to kitchenheffers.com instead. These are the hottest of the hot. Top notch smokers. A feast for your eyes and mouths. 5.Marcela Valladolid Who doesnt like a nice and hot Mexican American. Marcela rocks it. Mid 30’s and a… [Continue Reading]

Pumpkin flavored shit to hate this year.

I’m a little late with this one but better late than sorry or however the fuck it goes. I just dot get all the fucking hype. Now, I’m not above suckin down 12 Shipyard Pumpkinheads, or slurping down too many slices of pumpkin cheesecake, but pumpkin lattes? Give me a fucking break. Pop tarts? Fuck… [Continue Reading]