Posts N Shit

Fancy ass food plating

I’m all for getting a plate of food and it lookin’ good, everything in its own place…but I’ll be honest, I’m just gonna be drunk as shit, mash everything on my plate together, slap it on a piece of bread and butter or some shit, and choke it down. I just don’t get the whole… [Continue Reading]

Top 5 foods to stop taking pictures of

I’m not here to tell anyone not to take pictures of food. I love that shit. But in the pictures of foods world, there’s a lot of shit that deserves a picture be taken, and then there’s other shit, that you should just fuck off and eat. I’m guilty of this, and we all are…. [Continue Reading]

BK Has really been fuckin’ up

A burger with fries on it and low fat fries, or “Satisfries” if you want to be a cock about it. Aint nothin satisfying about low-cal low-fat crinklers. Now, I’m the first guy in line to throw my fries on whatever grease laced food I’m about to suck down, but fuck this. Not like, fuck… [Continue Reading]

Top 5 hottest chefs in the game

If you are thinking you’re going to catch Rachael Ray on this list, make your way over to kitchenheffers.com instead. These are the hottest of the hot. Top notch smokers. A feast for your eyes and mouths. 5.Marcela Valladolid Who doesnt like a nice and hot Mexican American. Marcela rocks it. Mid 30’s and a… [Continue Reading]

Pumpkin flavored shit to hate this year.

I’m a little late with this one but better late than sorry or however the fuck it goes. I just dot get all the fucking hype. Now, I’m not above suckin down 12 Shipyard Pumpkinheads, or slurping down too many slices of pumpkin cheesecake, but pumpkin lattes? Give me a fucking break. Pop tarts? Fuck… [Continue Reading]

Bloody Mary

You know, I never really thought I’d have to give a run down on how to put together America’s favorite before 8am cocktail…but recently I’ve had so many shitty fucking Mary’s that I might slap a bitch. It’s simple really, a little V8, not tomato juice that shits for idiots and people over 100 years… [Continue Reading]

McDonalds to add chicken wings

Now, as a seasoned fat fuck, I’m not really sure how I feel about this. I mean I’m a go hard Micky D’s guy all fuckin day. Double cheeseburger, extra pickles, extra onions.I haven’t really been upset about any recent things the big MD has done lately besides the McCafe. McDonald’s, you’re greasy, lets fuckin… [Continue Reading]

Jack in the Box

Jack in the box.   Any place that sells shitty burgers and shitty tacos under the same roof is a piece of cock if you ask me. Jack in the box is the fucking worst. Just look at these things. What in the tits are they?   Let me start with the fucking mascot. Fuck… [Continue Reading]

Little Caesars Pizza

I wanna talk about some shitty shit. The top of the shit chain shit. There exists a pizza in this world that sucks the most amount of dicks. That pizza…is Little Caesars. Now, some might argue with me, and say “yeah but you cant beat a pizza for 5 bucks thats ready to go when… [Continue Reading]