This week we’re taking the bacon weave to new heights. Not only are we going to make a pizza ‘crust’ out of bacon, we’re going to make two bacon pizza crusts, put a nice cheesy loaded scrambled egg blend (BECAUSE ITS 2018 AND MAC AND CHEESE IS OUT) between them and top that shit with… [Continue Reading]
Satisfy your sweet tooth and meat cravings all at once!
Jalapeno Popper Mac ‘n Cheese is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve. This dish is super easy to make…so easy that I didn’t even take the time to make a video like I normally would. I DID however run through this on my Instagram on the ‘ol Instagram Story feature. I’ve been… [Continue Reading]
The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots. California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS. The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your… [Continue Reading]
I’ve ben know to be a bit of a corndogger. No, I’m not talking about the same corndogging Elton John or Rob Halford are familiar with. (see corn dogging definition) Nothing against my gay male fams…but fuck, even for me corndogging is extreme as fuck. What I meant about me being a bit of a… [Continue Reading]
Hotdogs are chill. Mac the fuck cheese is pretty chill. Hotdogs mixed in Mac the fuck cheese is chiller. A hot dog bun made out of Mac the fuck cheese that houses a bacon wrapped hot dog is the fucking chillest. I’m a huge fan of wrapping paper towel tubes with tinfoil after seeing my… [Continue Reading]
The Breakfast Shooter. Not to be confused with a booze filled shooter. Unless you’re a sick enough fuck to pour some booze in, then I guess yeah, it’s a booze-breakfast shooter. I’m high. I’m a simple breakfast dude. Bacon, ham, or sausage…eggs, potato and cheese. I don’t need to be “woo’d” with a fuckin’… [Continue Reading]