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The Polish Wet Dream Burger (Gołąbki Burger)

Gather ’round the cabbage tree, folks. When it comes to the Polish there’s not much to be said. Their women age like rotting fruit. Their food is some strange anomaly where’s it’s terrible and delicious at the same time. And if history has taught us anything it’s that it takes 3 Polish cunts to change… [Continue Reading]

French Onion Soup Burger

So there’s a video floating around of a woman who places a chocolate cake on the counter and proceeds to….you know what, never mind. There’s also this other video floating around of a french onion soup burger. The thing is legit. They went all out with it. Cheese. Carmelized onions. More cheese. It’s literally the… [Continue Reading]

The Ultimate Shepherds Pie Burger

Potato Churro-Style Bun? Cheesy Corn? Sliced Gravy? (Yes, I said sliced gravy). All the necessary items to make THE ULTIMATE SHEPHERDS PIE BURGER. What you have with a shepherds pie burger is a lot of things rolled into one. To begin you have shepherds pie – AKA white trash lasagna. The meal of single moms… [Continue Reading]

Crunchwrap Double Cheeseburger

Happy Sunday-Funday folks. Still buzzing on my fuckin Big Mac Crunchwrap high, I thought it would be chill as fuck to use Crunchwrap Supremes for burger buns. I really should have used the new triple double Crunchwraps but I’m constantly battling with the fact that I’m a fucking idiot. Thanks for stopping by. Make sure… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Ultimate Cheeseburger Grinder

  It’s soda-not pop, it’s a packy-not a liquor story, and it’s a grinder-not a fuckin’ hero, sub, wedge, or hoagie At least if you’re from New England…. I love grinders and my stretch marks tell that story for me. It’s like each small tear in the skin on my love handles tells a story… [Continue Reading]

[HOT TO] Flamin’ Hot Whopper Chips

Deep frying fast food is a surefire way to clear up any blockage you might be having in your anal department. We’ve seen the deep fried Big Mac. We’ve seen deep fried Cheeseburger Chips. Shit, I even deep fried a McGangbang just for the fuck of it. Which led me to create this pile of fucking shit…. [Continue Reading]

Deep Fried McGangBang

For this bitch I had to snag a page out of the Peep My Eats playbook. Instead of deep frying a Big Mac, I went for the fucking jugular. Grabbed a McGangBang and throat fucked the living shit out of that little dick hole. Just when you think McDonald’s can’t get any better, you fucking… [Continue Reading]

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Buns

  Since it’s become extremely fashionable for BuzzFeed (the ISIS of click bait) to lack originality and turn to ripping off recipes from some of my good friends in this food community I am a part of, I thought I would do the same to them. I’m not sure whose calling the shots over at… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Burger Bomb

I didn’t really know what else to call this. I was originally going to call it the burger that fucked your mom, but I can’t think of a mom that could actually take this thing in the sack. So Burger Bomb it is. I used the same method with the fries as I did with… [Continue Reading]