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The Ultimate Ramen Sandwich

The sandwich in which you are viewing with your eyes is made entirely out of ramen noodles. Actually its about 70% ramen noodles, 45% puréed butter beans & chickpeas, and like 7% Old Bay Seasoning. Well – actually with the ramen thats also crusted on the outside its about 82% ramen. Im no mathematician but thats… [Continue Reading]

Chicken Skin Mozzarella Sticks

Chicken Skin Mozzarella Sticks. The Combustion Engine. Gravity. These are all things we have no idea how or why they work…they just do. Wrapping chicken skin around frozen-dollar store mozzarella sticks and frying them off in your $20 countertop deep fryer is next level. It only takes a few minutes of frying and you’re left with… [Continue Reading]

White Trash Chicken Sandwich

Today while I was out fucking around, I made an emergency stop at Mc’D and then hit the local cemetery to continue with my fucking around. Thanks for stopping by. Make sure you guys are following on Instagram and Twitter. Subscribe to the YouTube channel for new videos every Sunday and throughout the week. Be… [Continue Reading]

The Ultimate Chicken Parmesan Sandwich

When life hands you lemons, shove the lemons in your hole and stuff some bread with spaghetti and cheese. This chicken parm sandwich will knock your dick…you guessed it…right in the fucking dirt. If there was ever a moment in your life where you had to question whether or not you were indeed ‘fat as… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Buffalo Chicken Meatballs

2 Lbs ground chicken, cheese, spices, and some fucking off. Try to bury the fact that you’re a total failure at the next social gathering you attend with some of these bitches.    

Mac n’ Cheese Fried Chicken

  My homegirl Amy from OH, Bite It! is up to her usual tricks. Just giving my mind and taste buds a visual blow job. I don’t really know what I mean by that, but hopefully someone understands. Its almost to the point where I’m ready to throw this pile of shit blog in the… [Continue Reading]

The Pizzanini

  The Pizzanini. Also known as the two shitty $0.99 pizzas from the dollar store with three $0.99 chicken parmesan meals from the dollar store, stuffed in a panini maker. You can really go in any direction when you’re using two shit house pizzas as a vessel to transport food into your fat fucking mouth…. [Continue Reading]

Buffalo Chicken Mac the Fuck Cheese Stuffed Mushrooms

  Are you the pile of shit constantly bringing spinach dip to a social event? Are you the first to say “Ill get plates and cups”? If thats the case go fuck yourself. Why don’t you whip up these bad Larry’s. Only takes about 25 minutes if your cock is hard enough. Clean roughly 20-25… [Continue Reading]