hashfuck# cook

How to Make The Best Thanksgiving Sandwich

The Thanksgiving sandwich. The undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of all leftover sandwiches. You don’t need a large list of shit to make a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. All you need are some fucking leftovers. Generally enjoyed after a hearty bong-load, drunk at 2am, or more fashionably…like two fucking hours after you’ve already piled 4 pounds of… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Burger Bomb

I didn’t really know what else to call this. I was originally going to call it the burger that fucked your mom, but I can’t think of a mom that could actually take this thing in the sack. So Burger Bomb it is. I used the same method with the fries as I did with… [Continue Reading]

Mac n’ Cheese Fried Chicken

  My homegirl Amy from OH, Bite It! is up to her usual tricks. Just giving my mind and taste buds a visual blow job. I don’t really know what I mean by that, but hopefully someone understands. Its almost to the point where I’m ready to throw this pile of shit blog in the… [Continue Reading]

Mini Reuben Taco Sliders

    In honor of the great St. Patrick, I decided to make some Irish “food”. I don’t know much about Ireland or St. Patrick, but I know I fucking love Irish cuisine and lifestyle. Lets all get drunk and boil the fuck out of some shit. Hell yeah. Now I am in no way… [Continue Reading]

Poutine Stuffed Burger

If you have an issue with the amount of poutine related posts I do, you’re either a fucking terrorist or a fucking terrorist. If you don’t like poutine there is a 100% chance you grew up in a house where everyone had asthma and you were allergic to bee’s. I got myself on of my… [Continue Reading]

Buffalo Chicken Mac the Fuck Cheese Stuffed Mushrooms

  Are you the pile of shit constantly bringing spinach dip to a social event? Are you the first to say “Ill get plates and cups”? If thats the case go fuck yourself. Why don’t you whip up these bad Larry’s. Only takes about 25 minutes if your cock is hard enough. Clean roughly 20-25… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Meatballs..or something

    SOURCE: http://thegratefulspread.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/porcupine-meatballs/ I stumbled across this recipe a while back when I was thinking about trying to come up with a 100% ball of ramen with some fucking chunks of meat mixed in. Eventually the idea was lost on one of my longs lists of shitty ideas and recipes. I guess it’s actually… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Poutine Doughnut

  My recent trip to Montreal left me inspired, depressed, drunk, horny, pissed and a whole bunch of other fucking feels. I was mostly inspired by the food culture. There was something different on every corner. You know what I have on every corner in my town? A Dunkin fuck you Donuts…but I can’t hate…. [Continue Reading]

What To Do With Those Shitty Thanksgiving Leftovers

Your greasy family has left your temple. Bellies full of your hard work and slaving away in a hot kitchen, while they drink your booze and fart on your fucking furniture. If they aren’t total grease juggernauts they may have left you with some leftovers to fuck around with. Leftover turkey soup? Fuck that. Thanksgiving… [Continue Reading]

The Struggle is Real Lasagna (Romsagna)

If you’re broke as fuck and don’t get paid for being a food blogger like myself and the million other idiots talking about food on the interweb, chances are you can’t afford a decent meal for yourself. You’re the caption and co-piolet of the fuckin’ struggle bus. You shower with dish soap. You wipe your… [Continue Reading]