hashfuck# cooking

The Ultimate Chicken Parmesan Sandwich

When life hands you lemons, shove the lemons in your hole and stuff some bread with spaghetti and cheese. This chicken parm sandwich will knock your dick…you guessed it…right in the fucking dirt. If there was ever a moment in your life where you had to question whether or not you were indeed ‘fat as… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Breakfast Shooters

  The Breakfast Shooter. Not to be confused with a booze filled shooter. Unless you’re a sick enough fuck to pour some booze in, then I guess yeah, it’s a booze-breakfast shooter. I’m high. I’m a simple breakfast dude. Bacon, ham, or sausage…eggs, potato and cheese. I don’t need to be “woo’d” with a fuckin’… [Continue Reading]

Surf ‘n Turf Mac Pie

Steak & Lobster style surf ‘n turf is cool…if you’re a fucking loser. Swap the cow for pig every time. I actually wanted to use some Alaskan King Crab for this recipe, but I had some vacuum sealed lobster from the last time I cooked lobsters. Which proved to fuck me in the end because… [Continue Reading]

Mac n’ Cheese Fried Chicken

  My homegirl Amy from OH, Bite It! is up to her usual tricks. Just giving my mind and taste buds a visual blow job. I don’t really know what I mean by that, but hopefully someone understands. Its almost to the point where I’m ready to throw this pile of shit blog in the… [Continue Reading]

Mini Reuben Taco Sliders

    In honor of the great St. Patrick, I decided to make some Irish “food”. I don’t know much about Ireland or St. Patrick, but I know I fucking love Irish cuisine and lifestyle. Lets all get drunk and boil the fuck out of some shit. Hell yeah. Now I am in no way… [Continue Reading]

S’mores Taco.

  So I was fucking around with my dick this morning and I thought it would be a great idea to have a S’mores Taco to slide my cock into. I crushed up 4 graham crackers and mixed them with 4 egg yolks. I tried egg and butter first but that shit sucked a fucking… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Meatballs..or something

    SOURCE: http://thegratefulspread.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/porcupine-meatballs/ I stumbled across this recipe a while back when I was thinking about trying to come up with a 100% ball of ramen with some fucking chunks of meat mixed in. Eventually the idea was lost on one of my longs lists of shitty ideas and recipes. I guess it’s actually… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Bacon Ramen Pops

  This shit’s an idea I have been toying around with while I’m not at my shitty fucking day job. I didn’t know what I wanted to stuff in these cocksuckers. I originally thought mac the fuck, but decided I’ve jerked the mac the fuck cheese dick a little too hard. I also thought spaghetti… [Continue Reading]

What To Do With Those Shitty Thanksgiving Leftovers

Your greasy family has left your temple. Bellies full of your hard work and slaving away in a hot kitchen, while they drink your booze and fart on your fucking furniture. If they aren’t total grease juggernauts they may have left you with some leftovers to fuck around with. Leftover turkey soup? Fuck that. Thanksgiving… [Continue Reading]