hashfuck# fries

Reuben Fry Bake

The nice thing about a Reuben Fry Bake is that there is no bread involved so you’re saving on your carbs for the day.   Thanks for stopping by. Make sure you guys are following on Instagram and Twitter. Subscribe to the YouTube channel and PODCAST for new videos every Sunday and throughout the week. Be… [Continue Reading]

Shepherds Fries

Todays mid-week recipe inspiration comes from a local spot in my hometown where I like to drink Jameson & Gingers and forget about giving a fuck. That spot is the Tavern, and they knock it out of the fucking park. Prime rib specials, legit as fuck wings, soups that’ll knock your tits off, popcorn, Keno…you… [Continue Reading]

Grilled English Muffin Pizza Fries.

If you didn’t grow up eating english muffin pizza’s you were deprived of a positive upbringing. Either that or your parents had money to order real pizza. I’ve even had people tell me they grew up eating ketchup on bread-pizzas. You know what kind of parents make you eat ketchup pizzas? The kind of parents that kill… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Bacon Chowder Tots.

The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots. California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS. The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeno Totters

Jalapeno Totters. Its a known fact that the addition of tots to a tot-less food will increase tasting pleasure by 107%. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. tots over fucking fries. Tots are fucking delicious. I don’t know why we haven’t just completely done away with french fries at this point in… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Ultimate Cheeseburger Grinder

  It’s soda-not pop, it’s a packy-not a liquor story, and it’s a grinder-not a fuckin’ hero, sub, wedge, or hoagie At least if you’re from New England…. I love grinders and my stretch marks tell that story for me. It’s like each small tear in the skin on my love handles tells a story… [Continue Reading]