hashfuck# lobster

Surf ‘n Turf Mac Pie

Steak & Lobster style surf ‘n turf is cool…if you’re a fucking loser. Swap the cow for pig every time. I actually wanted to use some Alaskan King Crab for this recipe, but I had some vacuum sealed lobster from the last time I cooked lobsters. Which proved to fuck me in the end because… [Continue Reading]

5 Burritos To Ruin Your Shitty Summer Chisel Chest.

          Burritos are basically the Bloussant of the food world. An all natural ingest-able for breast enhancement. Burritos don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, child, tortoise, or fuck bird. You don’t have a pert rack? you will after choking down one of these 5 delicious as fuck food… [Continue Reading]