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Big Mac Egg Rolls

I’m not really sure what the exact blend of neighborhood cat your local Chinese spot uses for their spring or egg rolls to fill these dog shit-esque fried logs, but I can assure you this… EGG ROLLS FUCKING SUCK. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not talking about the legit as fuck rolls being made by… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Cheesy Cheetos Meatballs.

Cheesy Cheetos Meatballs may not be the meatballs we deserve, but they’re the meatballs we fucking deserve. I have this recurring dream where I bread everything with Cheetos instead of breadcrumbs. When I wake from this dream I realize it isn’t really a dreams at all, its just reality, because using Cheetos instead of breadcrumbs… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Ultimate Cheeseburger Grinder

  It’s soda-not pop, it’s a packy-not a liquor story, and it’s a grinder-not a fuckin’ hero, sub, wedge, or hoagie At least if you’re from New England…. I love grinders and my stretch marks tell that story for me. It’s like each small tear in the skin on my love handles tells a story… [Continue Reading]

Surf ‘n Turf Mac Pie

Steak & Lobster style surf ‘n turf is cool…if you’re a fucking loser. Swap the cow for pig every time. I actually wanted to use some Alaskan King Crab for this recipe, but I had some vacuum sealed lobster from the last time I cooked lobsters. Which proved to fuck me in the end because… [Continue Reading]

How To Make Pulled Pork Cornbread Waffles

This recipe was honestly too good not to fucking share. I got some shit steaming in my brain after reading this recipe. Stay tunes because I’m about to turn your asshole into your mouth.   [SOURCE: AN EVENTFUL LIFE]    

The Most American Burger

If you ask me, and that is if you ask, the only thing this burger is missing is BBQ sauce, potato salad, bacon, and a fucking American flag waiving in the background.   From Eater: The Most American Thickburger will be one of the priciest items on the menu. Brad Haley, a marketing officer for Carl’s… [Continue Reading]

Doritos Crusted Carne Asada Balls

So I did an interview. I was asked if I could come up with an OC inspired recipe. Problem was, every time I was in CA I was drunk as fuck. So after about 1:34 seconds of research I decided to go with this “carne asada” shit. Never had it in my life, but how… [Continue Reading]

Meat lovers Breakfast Rollup

So theres a video floating around online of some guy rolling up bacon with ground beef and cheese or some fucking dumb shit like that. I’ve had an idea for a while to make some sort of breakfast/sushi./rollup titty fucking thing. After seeing this other trash video I decided it was time to take charge…. [Continue Reading]