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Big Mac Egg Rolls

I’m not really sure what the exact blend of neighborhood cat your local Chinese spot uses for their spring or egg rolls to fill these dog shit-esque fried logs, but I can assure you this… EGG ROLLS FUCKING SUCK. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not talking about the legit as fuck rolls being made by… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Cheetos Meatballs.

Cheesy Cheetos Meatballs may not be the meatballs we deserve, but they’re the meatballs we fucking deserve. I have this recurring dream where I bread everything with Cheetos instead of breadcrumbs. When I wake from this dream I realize it isn’t really a dreams at all, its just reality, because using Cheetos instead of breadcrumbs… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Ultimate Cheeseburger Grinder

  It’s soda-not pop, it’s a packy-not a liquor story, and it’s a grinder-not a fuckin’ hero, sub, wedge, or hoagie At least if you’re from New England…. I love grinders and my stretch marks tell that story for me. It’s like each small tear in the skin on my love handles tells a story… [Continue Reading]

Surf ‘n Turf Mac Pie

Steak & Lobster style surf ‘n turf is cool…if you’re a fucking loser. Swap the cow for pig every time. I actually wanted to use some Alaskan King Crab for this recipe, but I had some vacuum sealed lobster from the last time I cooked lobsters. Which proved to fuck me in the end because… [Continue Reading]

Doritos Crusted Carne Asada Balls

So I did an interview. I was asked if I could come up with an OC inspired recipe. Problem was, every time I was in CA I was drunk as fuck. So after about 1:34 seconds of research I decided to go with this “carne asada” shit. Never had it in my life, but how… [Continue Reading]

Meat lovers Breakfast Rollup

So theres a video floating around online of some guy rolling up bacon with ground beef and cheese or some fucking dumb shit like that. I’ve had an idea for a while to make some sort of breakfast/sushi./rollup titty fucking thing. After seeing this other trash video I decided it was time to take charge…. [Continue Reading]

Beef Wellington (The Vulgar Chef Edition)

  Beef Wellington. Filet of beef wrapped in puff pastry. Typically with some sort of pureed mushroom shit sauce and prosciutto or some shit. I gave this a whack before on my TMNTcooks Blog. Went crazy with the fucking thing. Cheese, salami, stuffing bbq sauce, really fucked this bitch up.   What I did here… [Continue Reading]

So I made some hot dogs…

It was the 4th of July and I was working the first night of an 80 hour work week…because when you’re a food blogger you have to work a real job because no one makes a living doing this stupid fucking shit. So I cut out of work at about 1am because I wanted to… [Continue Reading]