For those of you reading this that have never had the pleasure of having a poutine (yes, you have “a poutine” and not “some poutine”) I’m going to try my best right now to describe how good a poutine is to both my male and female demographics. Males. You’re doing the dirty with a lady… [Continue Reading]
Just adding more to the ever growing list that is my taco resume. How’s your taco resume? It ain’t fucking shit, that’s how it is. Burger & Fry Taco Ramen Taco S’mores Taco Thanksgiving Taco Spaghetti & Meatball Taco Reuben Taco Big Mac Taco and now THE POUTINE TACO. I don’t know how I slept… [Continue Reading]
[Source: MTLBLOG] Poutine Pizza. Not the most creative poutine dish in the world, but a dish non the less! The directions are simple. Buy some pre-made poutine, top pizza dough with gravy, fries, and curd. Bake at 425 for an undisclosed amount of time. I say its not the most creative dish because… [Continue Reading]
If you have an issue with the amount of poutine related posts I do, you’re either a fucking terrorist or a fucking terrorist. If you don’t like poutine there is a 100% chance you grew up in a house where everyone had asthma and you were allergic to bee’s. I got myself on of my… [Continue Reading]
My recent trip to Montreal left me inspired, depressed, drunk, horny, pissed and a whole bunch of other fucking feels. I was mostly inspired by the food culture. There was something different on every corner. You know what I have on every corner in my town? A Dunkin fuck you Donuts…but I can’t hate…. [Continue Reading]
Burritos are basically the Bloussant of the food world. An all natural ingest-able for breast enhancement. Burritos don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, child, tortoise, or fuck bird. You don’t have a pert rack? you will after choking down one of these 5 delicious as fuck food… [Continue Reading]
My brother from another mother, Culinarybrodown.com has done it. He fuckin’ wins. Ramen Poutine bro? My Canadian blood is on a fast track to the tip of my prick stick as we speak.
I was going to save this one for the eBook until I realized its not really a recipe. Its just sushi with french fries, curd, and fuckin gravy. It was my very first attempt at rolling my own sushi and its was easy as fuck. I picked up some shitty white rice from the… [Continue Reading]