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How to Make The Best Thanksgiving Sandwich

The Thanksgiving sandwich. The undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of all leftover sandwiches. You don’t need a large list of shit to make a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. All you need are some fucking leftovers. Generally enjoyed after a hearty bong-load, drunk at 2am, or more fashionably…like two fucking hours after you’ve already piled 4 pounds of… [Continue Reading]

How To Make Pulled Pork Cornbread Waffles

This recipe was honestly too good not to fucking share. I got some shit steaming in my brain after reading this recipe. Stay tunes because I’m about to turn your asshole into your mouth.   [SOURCE: AN EVENTFUL LIFE]    

French Fry Burger Bomb

I didn’t really know what else to call this. I was originally going to call it the burger that fucked your mom, but I can’t think of a mom that could actually take this thing in the sack. So Burger Bomb it is. I used the same method with the fries as I did with… [Continue Reading]

The Pizzanini

  The Pizzanini. Also known as the two shitty $0.99 pizzas from the dollar store with three $0.99 chicken parmesan meals from the dollar store, stuffed in a panini maker. You can really go in any direction when you’re using two shit house pizzas as a vessel to transport food into your fat fucking mouth…. [Continue Reading]

Doritos Crusted Carne Asada Balls

So I did an interview. I was asked if I could come up with an OC inspired recipe. Problem was, every time I was in CA I was drunk as fuck. So after about 1:34 seconds of research I decided to go with this “carne asada” shit. Never had it in my life, but how… [Continue Reading]

Mini Reuben Taco Sliders

    In honor of the great St. Patrick, I decided to make some Irish “food”. I don’t know much about Ireland or St. Patrick, but I know I fucking love Irish cuisine and lifestyle. Lets all get drunk and boil the fuck out of some shit. Hell yeah. Now I am in no way… [Continue Reading]

Poutine Stuffed Burger

If you have an issue with the amount of poutine related posts I do, you’re either a fucking terrorist or a fucking terrorist. If you don’t like poutine there is a 100% chance you grew up in a house where everyone had asthma and you were allergic to bee’s. I got myself on of my… [Continue Reading]

Buffalo Chicken Mac the Fuck Cheese Stuffed Mushrooms

  Are you the pile of shit constantly bringing spinach dip to a social event? Are you the first to say “Ill get plates and cups”? If thats the case go fuck yourself. Why don’t you whip up these bad Larry’s. Only takes about 25 minutes if your cock is hard enough. Clean roughly 20-25… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Meatballs..or something

    SOURCE: http://thegratefulspread.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/porcupine-meatballs/ I stumbled across this recipe a while back when I was thinking about trying to come up with a 100% ball of ramen with some fucking chunks of meat mixed in. Eventually the idea was lost on one of my longs lists of shitty ideas and recipes. I guess it’s actually… [Continue Reading]