hashfuck# tots

French Onion Soup Tater Tots

I am what I would consider a bit of a french onion soup go hard. I think most people are. If you don’t enjoy a good french onion soup there’s a good chance you spend a portion of your time filling out applications for ISIS. There’s actually no real recipe here. Mainly just combining things…. [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Bacon Chowder Tots.

The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots. California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS. The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeno Totters

Jalapeno Totters. Its a known fact that the addition of tots to a tot-less food will increase tasting pleasure by 107%. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. tots over fucking fries. Tots are fucking delicious. I don’t know why we haven’t just completely done away with french fries at this point in… [Continue Reading]